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Nissan 343 Coop
Just for fun...

To be a true "clown" car there must be at least one humorous addition. Since the stock fuel door was no longer needed, and it seemed to pop open rather nicely, a piece of exhaust pipe was welded in to hold the two spring snakes! A hidden lever in the trunk releases the door and both snakes SHOOT out about 15 feet in a beautiful V formation. If you see this car on display, beware...

COMEDY GENERAL'S WARNING: The following link is true and extremely funny. Uncontrollable laughing could lead to belly aches and drink leakage from the nasal openings. Extreme laughing is not suggested for pregnant women, large animals, or those with heart conditions.
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